It would make a cat laugh

Let the Cat Laugh
By Barnacle
In the style of Adele

Cat-laugh is where we start
Fifty miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark
You may have my syntax, you can take my heart
But you'll never have my bottom up (or top down)

I heard that you settled down
That you found a boy and you're married now.
I heard that your dreams came true.
Guess that Emile gave you things I didn't give to you.

There's a fire starting in my bottom up
Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing me out of the bushel

Finally I can see you crystal clear
Go 'head and learn to teach english and I'll lay your ship bare
See how I leave with every cat
Don't underestimate the things that I will do

Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
Don't forget me, I beg
I'll remember you said,
Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead

There's a fire starting in my bottom up
Reaching a fever pitch, it's bringing me out of the bushel

There's a fire starting in my bottom up
Reaching a fever pitch
And it's bringing me out of the bushel

Where you go I go
What you see I see
I know I'd never be me
Without the security
Of your loving bottom up
Keeping me from harm
Put your dictionary in my hand
And we'll stand

You could have had my past historic
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the poop
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the poop)
You had my dictionary inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it like a heart
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the poop)

I'll remember you said,
Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead

This is the end
Hold your dictionary and count to fifty
Feel the earth move and then
Behold my bottom up again

For this is the end
I failed and succeeded
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm tremulous

Let the cat laugh
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

Let the cat laugh
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At cat-laugh
That cat-laugh

Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it's good to learn to teach english but sometimes it hurts instead